SwitchBL8's gebazel » wtf http://www.rare-it.com/blog Whatever keeps me busy, annoys me, what I like and love or just find interesting, but often a place to put my mind at rest. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:57:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 1 month > 5000km http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/08/05/1-month-5000km http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/08/05/1-month-5000km#comments Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:18:59 +0000 SwitchBL8 http://www.rare-it.com/blog/?p=1014 The Bravo surpassed the 5000km early this morning. I don’t even have the car for 1 month yet (still 3 days to go). Wow.

]]> http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/08/05/1-month-5000km/feed 0 Installing Oracle Locator http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/07/26/installing-oracle-locator http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/07/26/installing-oracle-locator#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:58:16 +0000 SwitchBL8 http://www.rare-it.com/blog/?p=1005 For some reason, a client did not have Oracle Locator (10g) installed. So I started DBCA (I’m lazy), selected the correct database and selected “JVM”, “XML DB” and “InterMedia” standard database options to be installed. That should do the trick.
But only when you have enough free storage in your SYSTEM and SYSAUX tablespaces. Naturally, there was 3MB free space in system and a similar amount in SYSAUX. So the installer barfed on me. Hey, let’s just add some space (extra datafiles) and restart.

Say it ain’t so: Oracle crashed, but does not clean up after its behind. It does not rollback the installation! Therefore you cannot just restart or reinstall. Great. That’s what they mean by a mature product? The JVM has been in the database since, what is it, Oracle 8i?

1) Remove JVM: ?/javavm/install/rmjvm.sql
2) Bounce the database (if you forget to bounce, you will get an ORA-00028)
3) Start dbca and install jvm (and the rest)

]]> http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/07/26/installing-oracle-locator/feed 0 Fuck Hans Anders! http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/03/04/fuck-hans-anders http://www.rare-it.com/blog/index.php/2010/03/04/fuck-hans-anders#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:14:12 +0000 SwitchBL8 http://www.rare-it.com/blog/?p=984 When I stopped being a freelancer, my salary dropped dramatically (to about 25%). We (back then I was part of a “we”) coped, but we needed to cut back some expenses. One of the things were my contacts. I bought them at a very good, but expensive specialist, so I switched to the so called LTP (Lens Totaal Plan) from Hans Anders. You save some money each month and after six months this money is enough for 6 pairs of contacts. And so it goes on and on. It was said, that whenever you would stop the program, the money you had save up until then, would be refunded.
Last week I sent in the form to stop the LTP. Today I got the confirmation letter. Along with a coupon for the money saved so far. To find that this money can only be spend on……contacts in a Hans Anders shop. Not even glasses, or sunglasses, no…just contacts.

What a big ugly fuck-up company Hans Anders is!

Period.

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